PROM PROM PROM PROM PROM and Cheezburgers.

I have been so completely obsessed with icanhascheezburger.com and ihasahotdog.com these past few days. I've gone from page 1 to page 75 on both in 3 days. :D So funny. I thought this one would be perfect for my post.

So, I've been thinking lately that I hate looking for prom dresses. I really do. No matter what I buy from whatever-the-hell store I'm looking in, I'm not going to stand out at all. Then I though about my swing dress. I've had my swing dress for a year and it won't fit over my boobs. In case you're unaware of what a swing dress is, its an old style halter rockabilly dress. Mine happens to be black with white polka dots, and the cutest article of clothing I own. Anywho, I had been thinking that I could see if I could find someone to let it out around the boob area so I can get in it for prom. I mean, my uncle had his pants let out, so why can't they let out a dress? Its not my fault I have massive boobage. So, then yesterday Tara called me and told me she had been thinking the same thing about not standing out and that she had been looking at vintage dresses on ebay. Why do great minds think alike? So, here's the picture of the evening that I have in my head: Ray, Tara, Lee, and I riding in a limo to prom. Getting out and looking like a picture of perfection from the past. (Alliteration.) People keep asking us where we got such incredible dresses. We just say that we've always had them. I mean, no one needs to go buy the same dresses we have. Screw you people. A perfect, retro evening. Yes, I am silly, but I love rockabilly and pin up fashion. I've been really into it for a long time, but I never buy new clothes. When I do buy new clothes its from a cheap store around here. I'm quite limited in funds and I have no paypal account, therefore rockabilly fashion slips through my fingers as if it were water. Blah. I'm so excited. Anywho, then I got into looking through ebay for dresses in my size. I found this one really gorgeous dress that I loved and I sent it to dad begging him to buy it for me. Its from Torrid and its black with white trim and stars all over it. Its my size and I really hope he can get it. He expected mom to pay half at first but then when I told him it was only seventy-five dollars he was like "That's it?" so hopefully he won't make mom pay any. I figure if mom doesn't have to pay on the star dress then she'll have my polka dot dress let out and I can wear one to my prom and one to Dinwiddie prom. I'll try to find the dress on ebay and post pictures. I love being a show off.